Internet stunned by ‘monstrous’ way woman eats her pizza: ‘Ain’t No Way’

The internet is stunned at the “monstrous” way a woman in Finland would eat her pizza.

The woman’s friend posted on Reddit’s “Mildly Infuriating” forum on Tuesday under the username u/alarik98, sharing a photo showing her alleged pizza-eating method. The post has garnered more than 20,000 upvotes and more than 2,000 comments from shocked Redditors, many of whom said the man should dump his girlfriend immediately.

However, others thought the photo was too weird to be true and accused the man of staging the image.

In the now viral photo, u/alarik98’s girlfriend’s partially eaten pizza sits on top of their table. Obviously, the woman’s pizza was not pre-sliced, but instead of cutting her own slices, she folded the pizza in half and ate from the center of the pie.

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The internet is stunned by the ‘monstrous’ way a woman from Finland would eat her pizza. Some commentators speculated that the photo was fake.
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In the comment section of his post, u/alarik98 added that his girlfriend used a fork and knife during the trial.

†[She] don’t eat that regularly, just sometimes,” he wrote. “I’m not sure there’s any logic to it.”

One Redditor called the method “monstrous.” Others jokingly called it a deal breaker.

“That’s not human. You’re with a monster. Dump her immediately,” you said.

“I don’t care if she’s the sweetest, funniest, most beautiful woman in the world, you have to break up,” says u/Emergency_Bowler7690.

“ON [original poster] has to get a divorce now, and he’s not even married,” joked u/Ori_the_SG.

Some commentators even went so far as to say the photo was fake.

“This photo is so insane it has to be fake,” u/EverquestJunky said.

“It must be fake, no way a real human is doing this,” wrote u/on-reddit-for-pewds.

u/PierreG007 added: “That’s really not possible, wtf.”

However, a curious commentator strayed from providing criticism and instead asked if the pizza was from Kotipizza – a popular pizza chain based in Vaasa, Finland.

According to Atlas Obscura, the restaurant once won an international pizza competition for its ‘Pizza Berlusconi’. Named after former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, the creation features a “rye crust smothered in smoked reindeer, cheese, red onion and chanterelle mushrooms.”

“In 2005, [Berlusconi] stated that Finns ate only ‘marinated reindeer’. He also described the Finnish diet as something he ‘endured’ while visiting the Scandinavian nation,” explains Atlas Obscura.

“The Finns responded to the diplomatic faux pas by creating an Italian dish in tribute to Berlusconi. And what could be more Italian than pizza?” the magazine continued.

Redditor u/alarik98 clarified that the pizza was not from Kotipizza. news week contacted the Redditor for comment.

In other pizza-related news, an anonymous Domino’s customer started a debate online after ordering a $33 pizza with no toppings. In February, a TikToker went viral following a local Domino’s promotion that offered drivers the chance to win $10,000 if they worked for 60 consecutive days.

And last month, a former “pizza bully” used TikTok to contact an elementary school classmate.

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