Five Internet Destinations After Elon Musk Destroys Twitter

Elon Musk is trying to buy Twitter. Having already conquered the world of roof shingles, boys dressed as robots, weird-looking trucks, and even weirder-looking baby names, Musk took to Twitter and reportedly offered $41.4 billion for something he’s already allowed to use for free.

Where will we go if Musk is successful and inevitably destroys Twitter?

Let’s just stop there and chat when we get tired of driving in the city. For NYC readers, a grocery store is like a bodega where people aren’t emotionally invested. There is also parking. And gasoline. And no cats. The point is you can gather there and drink fountain soda or whatever. Best of all, we can listen to Dexter Freebish and wonder what it would be like if we left.


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