Ash Flanders: The 10 Funniest Things I’ve Ever Seen (On The Internet) | Culture

Hi, my name is Ash Flanders and I love funny videos on the internet so much (I won’t say “content”, I’m 40) that I made a whole show of it once.

But the list below isn’t the 10 funniest things I’ve seen on the internet. See, The Guardian has rules about offensive or petty things, which meant my top 1,000 clips weren’t eligible. No rhubarb woman? No anal massage for relaxation and supercut pleasure? No free-falling models, vicious cats or injured skateboarders?!? Fine. These clicks could have really helped. I’m just saying. I guess the next time we meet you will hear me say, “The doorbell makes the rosebud hungry,” pretend you understand what I’m talking about.

Finally, I’m sure you’ve seen a few before, but I didn’t want to take the risk if you hadn’t. It is vitally important that we reach 90% of people who have seen This is Hip-Hop.

1. Commercial mom

I chose this video, but you should really watch everything Cole Escola has posted. No one does it better than them. Their Instagram is also worth your time. Sorry, that’s my least funny description because Cole makes me feel so deeply inferior.

2. It’s hip-hop

It forever changed the way my friend Nick and I talk to each other. If we were faced with certain death, we would still scream “Look at my feet!” Or “I’m in the points a lot but it’s not your average points” to each other as the car filled with water and we met the end we deserved.

3. Gay couple spend almost 30 years spoiling plastic doll

A very rich, very obnoxious, very NEW YORK gay couple got so sick of hearing about their friends’ children that they had a child of their own – a doll named Digby they found in a flea market Parisian because of course. It’s funny in the exhausting and funny way that incredibly rich people always are. What started as an inside joke has now ruled the lives of this couple for almost 30 years, while their friends with real children have come a long way. Try not to eat when a neighbor, who must be on the payroll, says, “Digby always surprises me with his style, his enthusiasm, his whatever. Having said that, when I die in that car crash, I come back as Digby – he’s traveled more than me and wears much fancier clothes.

4. Dad makes a joke on his son with a fear of the shower

And yet, watch what real parents do to their real children. I laugh at this clip only because I know the terror firsthand. My brother did this to me constantly when I was a kid, except I sang Enya instead of Katy Perry. Do not ask.

5. How to Make Chicken Bone Broth Recipe THE BEST inexpensive nutritious recipe to make

“Close enough for government work!” Our chef exclaims, looking at the shredded chicken carcass beneath her with a pride and confidence that I will never possess. OK, what’s really in this broth?

6. Werner Herzog on chickens

Oh my God, I’m still in a chicken coop, am I? Well, apparently I’m not the only one as Werner clearly spends a lot of time thinking – and hypnotizing – chickens. But in defense of poultry, who isn’t mesmerized by that wonderfully cut German monotonous tone?

7. Stop It – Episode # 3

The satire of Mike Rose’s intervention is impeccable. In this episode of STOP IT, Mercedes is addicted to wearing the same outfit (relatable, I just got called “an outfit repeater” in rehearsal and felt very assaulted) and it destroys everyone’s life. of her. CAN SHE BE STOPPED!?!? Mike is also the genius behind the queer internet canon Fagney & Gaycey and Planet Unicorn. I love him so much that I demanded that he meet me in LA. Sometimes he even comments on my Instagram !! Hi Mike!

8. Every woman in a 70s movie

Lauren is here to share what the modern 70s cinematic woman wants out of life. She’s done a lot of testing, smoked some weed, and is ready to give Neal, Michael, Alan, Steven, Paul, Harry, Buster and Ted a piece of her mind. Are you blown away, square?

9. Courtney Love invites herself in Madonna’s interview

A crash course in Diva Physics – this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets a stationary object… KABLAM! This video is living proof that men are deeply useless. Courtney’s reply to the host after Madge left is timeless: “Did I disgust you?” Were you talking about astrophysics and other stuff? “

10. Rory McClory’s Hidden Gems

My loving gaze on shows like Postcards or Getaway, an infotainment stream that has always fascinated me. In this episode of Hidden Gems, Rory meets Michael, a man with a very strange and sad museum who started out as a form of therapy. I will always be indebted to Laura Imbruglia for helping me do this. And with 1K views, it’s the most viral thing a theater actor like me has ever done!

I will definitely come back as Digby next time.

Ash Flanders’ cabaret comedy SS Metaphor takes place at Melbourne’s Malthouse December 5-19

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